Murtaza Hussain
@mazmhussain
Received another 5USDC today. Expected it of course â thatâs what comes with being a world-class caster. Itâs the same way Lebron James isnât surprised when he scores a double-double, or Martin Scorcrse knows that he will direct an Oscar-winning film. Itâs called natural greatness. But I notice there has been a vibe shift since I joined this exclusive club. I find that I no longer have time for normal chit chat and pleasantries with the mob. When you have 5USDC rolling in daily, life feels too short for such nonsense. When my boss calls me asking ridiculous questions like, âWhy havenât you been into the office the last two weeks?,â and âWhy are all our corporate accounts showing overdrawn?â, I donât even bother engaging. I merely send them a screenshot my 5USDC deposit, hang up the phone, and laugh. 5USDC is no longer just a lifestyle, itâs a movement.
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Darryl Yeo đ ïž
@darrylyeo
This is pure comedic gold đ
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