Joan Westenberg
@daojoan.eth
Gonna start leaving parties like people leave social media platforms just standing in the corner shouting “ANNOUNCEMENT there’s NOBODY here I want to talk to and I’m LEAVING to spend my time elsewhere here’s a list of all the things the organiser did wrong”
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Joan Westenberg
@daojoan.eth
*dinging glass loudly with a used fork* after 2 hrs of careful consideration, i have decided to LEAVE this PATHETIC excuse for a party. the guacamole is SUBPAR & nobody will discuss Phish with me. a list of the host's FAILURES (1/86)
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sean 🔹
@swabbie.eth
gotta nail your 95 theses of party failure on the door on your way out
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Ivy
@ivy
lmao love this there must be a meme of it
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Uncle HODL
@unclehodl.eth
i actually lold 😂
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JC🎩
@jonathancolton
This really feels like the move, especially if the party is hosted by social media, web3 or web2 peeps. Normies on Facebook aren't ready for this savagery.
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Dani 👁️👄👁️
@smokingfrog.eth
GOODBYE YOURE ALL TERRIBLE AND INCESSANTLY HORRIBLE PEOPLE PRETENDING TO BE FULL OF GOODWILL TO INFLATE YOUR OWN EGO AND SENSE OF SELF WORTH WHEN REALLY YOU SUFFER FROM CHRONIC LONELINESS BECAUSE DEEP DOWN YOUVE NEVER TRULY BEEN AUTHENTIC WITH ANYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF or an Irish goodbye
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Terry Bain
@terrybain
I mean weren’t we doing this all along? Maybe this is why I don’t get invited to parties.
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