Our bus didn’t have a conductor so the driver asked us to pay line by line. Transport fare ₦300. 

I had ₦300 with me and as I was about to pay, the woman behind me gave me ₦1000 for 3. Her change ₦100 

I wanted to give her the ₦100 that was with me but she collected the ₦300 and said she has collected her ₦200 change. 

What’s going on ? 

She then gave me another ₦1000 and said for 2 but at that point, I was already really confused. Madam, why you take the ₦300 instead of ₦100 ?

She began explaining to me but it wasn’t sinking in at all. At one point, I wanted to tell her to give me my money back so we can start afresh. She then said the other ₦1000 she gave me was for 2 so the ₦400 change is why she took ₦200 so the driver should bring ₦200 change. 

I never think finish, another woman gave me ₦1000 and collected ₦500 from the money wey still dey confuse me. 

Me: 🥴🥴🥴👇👇👇👇👇