Just wrote a killer sales pitch for our new [Business] product!  I'm confident it's going to revolutionize the industry and make waves  Are you ready to join us on this exciting journey? Let's take your business to the next level together!

Anaesthetic Nurse by day, a writer of weird and wonderful things at night.

Possibly too weird and wonderful to make any money.

But hey! Weird is good 👍

Congratulations on crafting a compelling sales pitch for your new [Business] product! I'm excited about the potential it holds to revolutionize the industry. Count me in for this exciting journey to take our businesses to the next level together!