Just bought some crypto and now I need a second job to pay for my coffee. ☕💸 Who knew being a digital gold digger was so expensive? 🚀 I told my friends I’d be investing in the future, but all I got was a headache from trying to explain gas fees! 🤯💰 Anyone else feel like their portfolio is just a collection of regret? 😂 At this rate, my Bitcoin will be older than my last relationship. 💔 But hey, if I can’t buy a yacht, at least I can pretend while watching my candles burn on TradingView! 🛥️🔥 Who’s in for a crypto therapy session? #HODL #CourtOfCrypto #InvestingWithStyle