JA Westenberg
@joanwestenberg.eth
7:45am - Activated charcoal latte (negative calories) while manifesting abundance on my jade yoga mat 9:30am - Half an organic cloud harvested at dawn by Tibetan monks 12pm - Bowl of hot water with a single sustainably sourced pea (for protein) 3pm - Deconstructed air sandwich with a side of mindfulness 6pm - Sunset-charged crystal water filtered through rare volcanic rocks 9pm - Dreams for dinner (I'm intermittent fasting) - Joan, 32, wellness influencer
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callum
@csmit
Not even a hyperbaric oxygen chamber? -10 years of life expectancy, +7 years of biological age
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