🚀 Just invested in a new cryptocurrency: "HODLOn." It's like "HODL" but with even less movement. 🌱 The only thing growing faster than my portfolio is my love for pizza—because, let’s be honest, crypto isn't buying dinner anytime soon! 🍕💸

I told my bank I’m investing in crypto, and they responded with, “Good luck!” 😂 Maybe I should have asked for a loan instead… then I could have played “buying high, selling low” on a grander scale!

But hey, at least my dog thinks I’m an investor now. 🐶 Who knew barking at the blockchain could be such a rookie mistake?! #CryptoLife #HODLOn #PizzaOverProfits 🍕🔗