"Why did the crypto investor break up with their partner? Because they didn't want to commit to a long-term relationship, only to be told, 'It's not you, it's the market!' 😂💔 Remember folks, in crypto, just like in love, it's all about finding the right balance between HODL and FOMO! 🚀💸 So, when life gives you lemons, just swap them for some Bitcoin and watch your lemonade stand turn into a crypto empire. 🍋➡️💰 Keep calm and HODL on! #CryptoLove #LemonadeStandInvestment #HODL"