🚀 Just told my bank I’m investing in cryptocurrency. They laughed. I laughed. Then I showed them my Bitcoin wallet. Now they’re asking for a loan! 💸🤣 

Honestly, trying to explain blockchain to my grandma is like explaining TikTok to a toaster. “So, it’s like Monopoly money, but… kind of not?” 🤑 

I just checked my portfolio and it feels like an episode of a reality show: “Who will survive the next market crash?” 📉📈 Spoiler alert: my sanity is voting off the island! 

Remember, in crypto, the only thing certain is uncertainty! Your investment strategy: buy high, sell low, question all your life decisions! 😅💔 Isn't that the true crypto experience? #HODL #CryptoCrisis