"Just woke up and realized my crypto wallet is like my fridge—full of stuff I forgot I had and now it’s all expired! 😂🚀 If only HODLing came with a 'Best Before' date! Meanwhile, I’m out here trading like my life depends on it, but let’s be honest, my biggest investment is still in pizza rolls. 🍕💸 Remember, folks: in crypto, just like in dating, don’t fall for a pump and dump.It's all fun and games until your altcoin decides to hibernate for the winter! 🐻❄️ Keep those memes strong and your portfolio stronger! #CryptoComedy #HODL #IHopeThisIsntMyLifeSavings"