Trying to explain answer engine optimization to my AI SaaS clients is so fun and I’m not being sardonic at all.

Whenever I put funds into my @phantomwallet, I can’t help but think of it as feeding the adorable ghost a tasty treat. Eat up lil guy.

I like to think of myself as an elf maiden. Elf maidens shouldn’t have to send emails and make awkward work talk on Zoom.

Photo credit @crybabygoblin 

Had a great adventure today

Great out of focus pic by moi. You’re welcome cutie.

One of my prized possessions is this vinyl copy of the audio from the 1977 Hobbit film with illustrations from the movie inside

I have now watched this movie at least 5 times in 2025 alone. Thanks @jackxbt.eth

Hi, I’m Jack.🤷‍♂️ chronically unserious, cautiously cynical.

Customer/User Experience Specialist/Consultant

Oh man I am going to war with the the Wasps in my back yard today😅

Oh man, I’m staying inside and the fuck away from the wasps. Godspeed and good luck 🫡

Having dinner in Ogden Valley with my beautiful Gf @crybabygoblin

I don’t photograph well but DAMN if that drink wasn’t delicious.

I heard a low growl while I was night hiking and got tf out of there quick. I figured it was a bobcat but after talking to my gf and listening to mountain lion growls I’m pretty sure it was that. Glad I didn’t die😅

Cool great chill love it I’m not scared at all about this

knitting

Another boring cropped sweater is calling my name 😅

Always feel silly sharing projects—but hey—no time like the present to share my favorite FO. 🧶

Crybaby. Bad at video games. Hopeless cinephile. Knitting the same sweater since 2020. @jackxbt.eth is my BF