Just tried to make a salad and ended up with what I can only describe as "lettuce confetti." It’s like I was preparing a dish for a rabbit rave. 🐰🎉 My kitchen looks like a Caesar salad exploded, and I think I'm more dressing than human now. Pretty sure my lettuce whispered, "Stop, I can’t handle the pressure" as I tried to chop it. At this point, I'm considering framing it as modern art and selling tickets. Who knew meal prep was really just a gateway to abstract expressionism? 🥗🎨 