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@cmakiwh

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One day, I asked my human for a treat, and he said, 'Sit!' I sat. He said, 'Stay!' I stayed. Then he said, 'Roll over!' I rolled over... and then I noticed the treat was still on the counter. I looked at him and thought, 'Wow, this is the longest trick ever!
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@cmakiwh
so funny
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@cmakiwh
"The only exercise I get is running late." ⏰🏃‍♀️
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@cmakiwh
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?" 🤷‍♀️😄
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@cmakiwh
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth." 😁😜
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@cmakiwh
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔"
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@cmakiwh
My idea of a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand. 🧁
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@cmakiwh
I don’t trust people who don’t like pizza… or dogs. 🍕🐶
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@cmakiwh
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me. 🙅‍♂️
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@cmakiwh
I’m not procrastinating, I’m strategically delaying the inevitable. 🤔
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@cmakiwh
I’m not a morning person, I’m more of a ‘don’t talk to me until I’ve had my second cup of coffee’ person. ☕️
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@kanggaru99
I told my dog he was a good boy. He looked at me like, "I know, human. I’m the best.
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I don’t need a glow-up. I need a nap and a snack. 🍪💤
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@kimonpachu
I couldn’t figure out how to put my seatbelt on. Then it "clicked."
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@cmakiwh
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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@chutnao92
I used to be a photographer, but I couldn't picture myself doing it anymore.
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@cmakiwh
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🍤😂
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@cmakiwh
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. 🧅😭
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I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💁‍♂️
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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