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@clever

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside.
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Reality called, so I hung up.
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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
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Yesterday I really wanted tacos. Now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams.
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Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box… I don’t even know where the box is.
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I don’t trust stairs; they’re always up to something.
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If I were a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber
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I’m not clumsy, just gravity’s biggest fan.
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My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock disagrees.
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If I were funny, this caption would be hilarious.
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I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
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Wine + dinner = winner
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Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
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I don’t like violence but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
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