keccers
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Evil weight loss tips - imagine all your food has mold on it. Visualize the poisonous mold creeping across your food. You donât really want that, do you? - chew really slowly. REALLY SLOWLY. Make each bite last minutes to the chagrin of whomever youâre eating with - make small meals look bigger on very small plates. Use your kidsâ plates - always have a waterbottle. Pang of hunger? Drink and wait 30min - always go to bed hungry. If you feel sated at the end of the day you overate - nicotine to cut the hunger feeling. Gum delivery will also help with hunger - not the time to care about ultra processed food. Leverage every tool of food science to cut calories. Fake sugar is your bestie wrt sweets cravings All of this is evil and possibly will ruin your metabolism and endocrine system; is essentially the preclude to an eating disorder But you will be rich in what really matters: looking hot. People will THINK you are healthy so does actual health even matter?
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evil keccers arc the water bottle and small plates tips are good tho đľ
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keccers
@keccers.eth
I have called myself âFatty Kathyâ internally for the past decade so the idea of outsourcing this task to an AI agent extremely relatable; thought I would share some of my other lessons đ
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