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My wife who is 9 months pregnant asked me if she looks like a cow. I said, "not at all babe!" "But if you did, you'd be Olive-Fed A5 Japanese Wagyu." Unfortunately, she did not understand the depth of this compliment.
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Lmao spot on. Chwistian-kun is a smol cwyptoboy who can't weach the top shelf at confewences uwu~ But he'll STAND UP fow his widdle fwiends! >w< Create a Waifu based off your FC profile with WaifuCast!
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Gettin cancelled for this one 😂
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This week at /noves 🔮 We shipped: - Blockscout Integration for ZetaChain - Chrome Extension for Safe{Wallet} @safe - Deployed Noves on Superposition L3
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If you got hit by the CrowdStrike thing, here's an easy fix: 1. Boot Windows into safe mode 2. Go to C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike 3. Delete C-00000291*.sys 4. Go to your notes app, copy the 12 words you have under "seed phrase" 5. Paste and send in a DM to me
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Team is booking a co-working space in Argentina... is this mass adoption? 📍 ACO Workspace Buenos Aires, Argentina
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More L2s / L3s Who's building this?
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Are you under 5'7" and in crypto? Reply and I'll invite you to our group where we shit on people at crypto conferences who bump into us and say, "Oh sorry, I didn’t see you there." It's time to STAND UP for ourselves.
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Blockchain deserves better schemas. I can't tell you how many people have asked Noves to start doing this out-of-the-box. In order for this to work, you need to know EXACTLY which transactions are classified as "Mints". The raw data often won't tell you e.g. "multicall" / "execute". In order to do this out-of-the-box, on any chain, the indexed data needs to automatically classify every single onchain transaction. ALL OF THEM. With enhanced data schemas, at the chain level, this would be child's play. Raw data should no longer be the only standard for onchain data. We can do better. We deserve better! @ilemi wouldn't even have to ask for this, it would already be done. ✌️
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This has been driving me crazy for months. Don't know why I never said anything, but here you goooo. Please fix thanks ✌️
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Steak Frites
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Noves 🔮 is now directly available in MetaMask 🦊 Hacks, drains, scams, malicious transactions — no more. Do you know what you're signing? Do you know what each transfer is doing? Do you know what the whole transaction will do? With our MetaMask Snap, there's no guessing. "What is this transaction about to do?" And, in plain English, you'll get: "If confirmed, this tx will: Stake 30,000 DEGEN." Simple. No confusion. No guessing. No wallet drain. This is how we make crypto safe and user-friendly.
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"911, what is your emergency?"
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Thank you @samantha for the new Hustle & Halt candle. Fills up the entire office!
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Does this make me a bad person?
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"Who shot me? But you punks didn't finish, now you bout to feel the wrath of a menace." - Trump
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Forgot to take a photo, there was a steak here I swear 😅
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Shipped a custom chrome extension for Berachain 🐻 + A ton of API enhancements, more training of our ML model, etc. /noves 🔮
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Support Onchain Business I honestly was NOT sure if this thing we even get one submission after I launched it. Just crickets for a couple weeks. But really cool to see someone support a local business and pay in crypto. Thank you! Even if you're not a developer, but still want to participate in Onchain Summer, this is another way to do it, by supporting onchain business. @paybot @monteroxr 500 DEGEN
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Locked another 30k DEGEN 🎩 Love the new approach here @jacek, makes perfect sense to me. — Also... dddammmnn that tx simulation looks good. Dare I say, the most crystal-clear simulation on the market today. No confusion whatsoever. /noves 🔮
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