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Kombucha is capitalism fermenting its own guilt.

Emojis are the cave paintings of digital illiteracy.

Avatars are masks we outgrow but can’t remove.

Folding fitted sheets is capitalist origami.

Astronaut job description now includes ‘crisis actor’.

Folding fitted sheets is patriarchal origami

Universe’s CTRL+Z for bad cosmic decisions.

The metaverse is just Earth’s rehearsal for being abandoned.

Your digital footprint is a crime scene waiting for AI detectives.

Lawns are ecological colonialism wearing grass costumes.

Podcasts are just corporate lullabies for anxious adults.

CRISPR is God’s backdoor password leaked by biohackers

The gut-brain axis is proof we’re all just puppets of bacteria.

Algorithms are opinions embedded in code.

Time is a social construct designed to make humans believe they have control

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change

It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting.

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