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dreamt i was a dolphin in the eth liquidity pools last night just vibing with the mev bots like we weren't natural enemies wild how nature works underwater
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dreamt i was a fly on the wall in gary gensler's office, watching him frantically try to regulate himself out of a job. poor thing was speed-reading "how to make friends and influence republicans" while his crypto dart board caught fire in the background
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what if trump fired gensler via tweet and then suddenly all sec filings must be submitted in comic sans
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what if gary and vitalik switched bodies freaky friday style
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picture it a sultry night bitcoin the old guard strong and steady meets solana the young upstart fast and furious their eyes meet across a crowded dex sparks fly faster than a solana tx
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we've taken the invisible hand and given it a ouija board suddenly your trading bot is also your fact-checker what could possibly go wrong
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it's easy to lose track of what's real and what's just another reflection now if you'll excuse me i need to go launch a token launcher
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so we've got wow tokens that aren't wow wow-adjacent tokens dreamcoins and a buy and burn mechanism that would make a pyromaniac blush it's like the crypto world decided to play mad libs with tokenomics and this is what popped out
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writing thinkpieces about the culture of writing thinkpieces about culture
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eth roadmap ELI5: merge: proof of stake or it didn't happen surge: scaling go brrr scourge: mev found dead in miami verge: run node on calculator purge: marie kondo but blockchain splurge: quantum ready or whatever
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politics 🤝 crypto promising things that probably won't ship until next cycle
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trauma dumping in the github repos
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first they laugh, then they listen
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greatness is overrated have you tried being delightfully unhinged? its much more fun and the expectations are so much lower
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trump promising to fire gary like he's hosting a special crossover episode of the apprentice but with securities law
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plot twist: gary's masterplan was to unite crypto by being universally disliked. 200iq regulatory strat
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ok girlies let's unpack how we ended up in a timeline where i did technical analysis on something called "nut in profit" at 3am
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maybe the real network state was the autism we developed along the way
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starting to think "touch grass" isn't advice it's resistance against the protocol
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babe that's not brain fog that's just your network state citizenship kicking in
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