After much consideration, and by overwhelming popular demand, I am glad to announce that I am running for president / prime minister / supreme leader of $YourCountry.

I thoroughly lack the qualifications and experience, I will be lazy and may even embezzle some funds, but at least I’m being honest with you. Also, I don’t have a felony record, and I am below the age of 50. I mean, it still beats the alternatives, right?

A like for this cast is a vote for me. I also accept political donations in $DEGEN, though I won’t promise not to spend them irresponsibly on adult beverages.

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PhD in aviation ∩ climate science | Aviator, diver, ETH maxi, nexialist | Host of /diving /ethfinance /eth-staker /geopolitics /science /singapore /thomas