Cheryl Douglass

@cherdougie

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Cheryl Douglass

my work is sensual, disorienting, and periodically fact checked im writing about consumer crypto, internet culture, and financial tomfoolery weekly. enjoy some mostly accurate reporting here: https://paragraph.com/@seedclubhq

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wwyd if you married someone and they suddenly started insisting that your whole family gets their luggage wrapped prior to every flight

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some of my favorite lore about @sofiagarcia is she won 1.5 BTC at a hackathon in 2016 and spent it all on an amazon faja. she has no regrets about this at all, in fact she brags

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a huge public service you can do for women: if you see a girl who looks like she’s on a first date, go quickly interrupt and compliment her beauty/fit/vibe in front of her date

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guys which one do i get you know i can’t resist a backless situation

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i love being in the presence of baddies

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one time i asked a guy how young of a girl he would feel comfortable dating and he said take your age divide by 2 add 7 and as long as she can do that math she’s old enough for him i think about this a lot

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a cute date idea would be to just let the tides just take us

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people always say you can’t run away from your problems but you totally can if they are location based problems

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when I refer to getting a solid 8 hours, I am talking about being awake

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the caveman who invented fire probably had no idea that he also invented the most socially acceptable way to hornily react to an ig story

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it’s time to pay the fit tax St Agni shorts + vintage RL belt i stole from @sofiagarcia + miscellaneous sheer top

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sometimes comfort is the greatest discomfort of them all

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what’s a girl got to do to get a singular glass of water in europe

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can someone explain the lalabu hype those things are fucking scary llooking

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for 5 cents a day you can save my eyebrows

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hear me out what if i shaved my eyebrows off and bleached my hair

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i once again find myself in an unrendered part of town

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berghain blockchain week

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