my work is sensual, disorienting, and periodically fact checked 

im writing about consumer crypto, internet culture, and financial tomfoolery weekly. 

enjoy some mostly accurate reporting here:

my work is sensual, disorienting, and periodically fact checked 

im writing about consumer crypto, internet culture, and financial tomfoolery weekly. 

enjoy some mostly accurate reporting here: 
https://paragraph.com/@seedclubhq

seedclub

Okay okay firstly,, here is a little preview of what ive been getting up to with @seedclub this week on the bird app. More soon :tm: and i cant wait to share it all here. But secondly…

⌚︎⌚︎ Now Hiring !!! ⌚︎⌚︎

11AM is looking for sharp, curious people to lead Growth and Operations for our daily livestream.

If you want to tap in with the most interesting people in the business of crypto while shitposting in motion

🗣️contact me immediately

im gunna get married with one wired headphone in

small token doesn’t want you to know about big token

Zora

i think i deserve a little untz untz in berlin tn what do u think

we shouldn’t be fighting. we should be building. not products. not infrastructure. but mental fortitude. for when the next VC pivot thread hits

i don’t not join crypto to fight men. i came to crypto to commune with god through the blockchain

i don’t want VCs to fund me because i’m a woman. i want them to fund me because i’m deeply unwell in a way that’s marketable

every minute in berlin i inch closer and closer to getting a tooth gem

need new nail set this weekend what should i do !!! send summer inspooo

can’t stop thinking about cardi’s new offset diss track. only wish she released it on father’s day

i wrote this 2 days ago and still no $horny allocation. hate it here

farcastHER

we collectively owe @winny 100 drinks or 100 matchas or 100 red light therapy sessions for standing up for women in the space all the time

what demure cutesy highly profitable applications do you wanna see? do we need a girly L1

i literally spilled my pedialyte all over myself after reading this

building /seedclub | my work here is sensual, disorienting, and periodically fact checked

Cheryl Douglass

@cherdougie