Chase Sommer

@chasesommer

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about 2 weeks away from getting my NC real estate license :)

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Do you like fish sticks?

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If you don’t talk to your best friends like this then I question your loyalty

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my perspective on forgiveness, trust, and micro-penises

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whoops, meant to type 'woof'

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I did end up drilling her and she was not happy with the result "that's a small drill"

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Told @madisonsommer.eth I was going to drill her so hard

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Been watching The Pitt and I’m 8 episodes in… When does Brad show up?

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One time I got scammed for all my money in RuneScape: One person was looking to sell an item for 10 Another person was looking to buy that same item for 100 I figured I could quickly flip those items, so I bought for 10. As soon as I bought it, the other buyer disappeared. I looked up that item afterwards and realized that item is completely worthless. I still think about that after like 20 years

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zora branding: make it look so hyperniche that most people will assume it's made by some dude who took too much acid

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one time I put a string on a dollar bill and it was the most fun I've had in all my life

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any other bossy bottoms out there?

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Ferrari successfully has the ugliest car How is that even possible… Ferrari has the coolest branding

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But he made Life of Pablo

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But he made Graduation

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