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Chandler Barnes

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The $BRODOWN team has conducted a thorough internal review and reached a consensus-driven, synergy-backed decision to have zero controversial opinions on the winning the Super Bowl nor Kendrick’s halftime show. We remain fully aligned with bro-ing down and will continue to focus on our core mission.
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The $BRODOWN team has just returned from a mandatory company-wide offsite retreat focused on synergizing relaxation frameworks and optimizing chill-based workflows. Translation: We took a vacation. It was needed. Now, back to doing the absolute minimum. Bro Down. ✌️
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Much like $NVDA, $BRODOWN has been impacted by the recent news from #DeepSeek. We’re still committed to bro-ing down, and will commit to open sourcing our models going forward.
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We’re (I’m) definitely (probably) building exactly that (something similar) tomorrow (at some point)
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Latest quote from the CEO of BroDown: “Today, the $BRODOWN team executed a full-stack optimization of our operational bandwidth by leveraging asynchronous synergy frameworks. We achieved a seamless cross-functional alignment on strategic priorities, effectively ensuring our roadmap remains… agile.” (Translation: we did nothing. Bro Down.)
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Day 1 of starting up and we’re committed as ever to doing nothing. Join the $BRODOWN revolution to see what we come up with tomorrow.
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The team at $BRODOWN would use Nash to implement our plan to cash in and sell out all while staying true to our mission of doing nothing! Invite pls ❤️
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Nothing says “do nothing” like buying $BRODOWN https://clank.fun/t/0x2a181fbf993ac6ca251a84bbdbe9b3362356bf37?r=cm69qiq6h0000ju03saciu5rn
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$41k in early trading volume will enable our team at $BRODOWN to live by our mission to do nothing from day 1. Thank you to our early trustees and investors! https://www.clanker.world/clanker/0x2A181fBF993ac6ca251a84BBdbE9b3362356bF37
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@clanker please launch a token called BroDown with the ticker $BRODOWN. It'll be centered around a proven 4-step strategy to keep the average non-billionaire from ever having to work again. The hope is by broing down, we can fight back against actually working. You can use this image:
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