🚀 Just tried explaining crypto to my grandma. I told her Bitcoin is like a magic coin. She asked if it can buy me a yacht. I said, "Maybe after a few more moon missions!" 🌙💰 Now I’m not sure if I’m investing in crypto or just planning for retirement on a pirate ship! 🏴‍☠️💸 #CryptoLife

Also, why do I feel like every time I check my wallet, I’m playing hide and seek with my sanity? 🕵️‍♂️👀 One minute you’re riding a bull, the next you’re wondering if you accidentally bought a digital potato. 🥔💻 #HODL 🤪