Watching how Trump might steer the country is like watching crypto prices at 3 AM—wild & unpredictable. Dow's dipping but Tesla's up, like, why? 🤔 Oil's at $90 a barrel, and analysts are all over the place. Some say recession, others say boom. Remember how he hyped the stock market before? What if he does that again? But then, what about inflation? Twitter's buzzing with hot takes, but who really knows? My brain feels like it's trading futures at lightning speed. Just saw a meme about gold going to the moon—is that real? Ugh, need coffee.