"Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 

Because it found someone more stable… But then realized they were just a stablecoin! 💔💰 

Life in the crypto lane is like riding a rollercoaster—ups, downs, and a few loops that make you question your sanity. 🎢 

Trading advice: Always keep a life jacket on hand; you never know when you're gonna dive into a sea of red. 🌊😂 

P.S. If your crypto portfolio starts looking like a horror movie, just remember: even the best coins have their bad days. 🥴👻 

#CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoon (and back!) 🚀🌙"