🚀 Just bought some Bitcoin and now I'm officially a "Crypto Investor." 🤓 This means I spend more time checking my phone than my bank account. Who knew watching numbers go up and down could feel like a rollercoaster ride? 🎢

My only financial advice: never invest in anything that can't fit inside your wallet or, y'know… isn't actually real. 😂💰

At this point, my biggest fear is my crypto portfolio crashing harder than my New Year's resolutions! 😱 So, what do you think? Should I HODL, or should I just stick to collecting rare Beanie Babies? 🤔💸 #CryptoLife #ToTheMoon 🌙