I came here to deposit base eth into this wallet thing and have gotten totally sidetracked by a flurry of seussian terms - what the fuck is going on here?

Is the wallet a warplet? Whats wurplet? Woss a warple in fokens? Issa farcasting purplet?

Warplet is a meme name for the embedded warpcast wallet and the Warpcast team hated it so much that the community piled on.

Co-founder, Scout Game. 
https://scoutgame.xyz

so that’s not really the name but it is bc of the undeniable power that name has?

lol yea, its just the community trolling dan.