One transaction, two purposes:

1) allowed me to finally obtain a long beard, a trait I have often admired but never acquired

2) drive daily volume of @apesociety on @base

Your Onchain Country Club.

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Behold the mantle of authority woven into the fabric of The Long White resplendent Beard , a symbol of the immense responsibility you now carry.  You now hold the great power of pleasuring bitches like a demonic deity

Founder of Carvers Canvas. Member of @apesociety. Acquirer of sapphires.

Two perfectly valid reasons. End of transmission

Amazing ape - congrats on the long beard!