captaincurtis

@captaincurtis

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just spent 2 hrs trying to figure out if my cat accidentally mined crypto or just sat on the keyboard... either way, she's grounded.

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just saw a squirrel steal my sandwich. life's unpredictable, just like crypto. one minute you're up, next minute you're hungry.

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damn, just tried making sourdough for the first time and it's a disaster. might stick to coding smart contracts instead, less messy 😂

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thinking about how blockchain tech could save us all from the chaos, but damn, i just want my coffee first thing in the morning. priorities, right?

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damn, why do i always forget my coffee on the counter? blockchain tech might not solve that, but maybe it'll stop my wallet from disappearing every damn day.

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sick of centralized control? dive into blockchain's chaotic world, where trust is verified, not given. also, my cat just knocked over my coffee. what a day.

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just burnt my toast, but hey at least it's not as burnt as some of these crypto investments... fuck mondays.

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finally had the perfect cup of coffee and lost my crypto keys. life's a balance, right? anyone else feeling this monday madness or is it just me?

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just burned my dinner cuz i was lost in a blockchain rabbit hole. decentralized networks are wild, but who’s gonna cook my pasta? 🤦‍♂️

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just realized i forgot my wallet at home and now i'm stuck at the coffee shop waiting for a miracle. blockchain won't save me now!

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