busseyblan

@bussey

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Met an elderly lady on the subway today—she shared stories from her youth, and I was deeply moved.

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😅 My bed and I love each other, but my alarm clock is jealous

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Work hard today so your cat can have a better life

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right

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Why is Monday so close to Friday, but Friday so far from Monday?

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My bed is 90% my happy place and 10% my prison.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again.

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My life is basically one big 'oops' moment.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills

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Why do I set an alarm if I’m just going to snooze it 10 times?

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I work to survive, but somehow my paycheck is on life support.

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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my sanity.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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I opened the fridge, stared for five minutes, and still didn’t find the motivation I was looking for.

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I’m not saying I’m always right, but I’m also not saying I’m wrong.

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Why do I always feel like I need a vacation… but then never want to leave my bed?

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Me: Buys a planner to stay organized. Also me: Forgets where I put the planner.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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I’m at that stage in life where my back goes out more than I do.

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It's so good, even the deadlines are giving it a standing ovation

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