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Why is Monday so close to Friday, but Friday so far from Monday?
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My bed is 90% my happy place and 10% my prison.
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… again.
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My life is basically one big 'oops' moment.
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I wish my wallet came with free refills
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Why do I set an alarm if I’m just going to snooze it 10 times?
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I work to survive, but somehow my paycheck is on life support.
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I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my sanity.
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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
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I opened the fridge, stared for five minutes, and still didn’t find the motivation I was looking for.
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I’m not saying I’m always right, but I’m also not saying I’m wrong.
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Why do I always feel like I need a vacation… but then never want to leave my bed?
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Me: Buys a planner to stay organized. Also me: Forgets where I put the planner.
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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.
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I’m at that stage in life where my back goes out more than I do.
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It's so good, even the deadlines are giving it a standing ovation
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I went grocery shopping hungry, and now I have a cart full of regrets.
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Every 'five-minute break' turns into a full-blown Netflix episode
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Every day I ask, 'What’s for dinner?' as if I don’t already know it’s leftovers.
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I don’t need a weather app; my bad hair day tells me it’s humid outside.
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