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@burrrrrberry

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@burrrrrberry
I was not ready for my 13 year old nephew to start asking me sex questions. Some gems: - "I don't understand the big deal with boobies" - "I prefer the 'backside'" - "Can't I just take it out?" - I want to have kids so I can have sex with my wife (he thought every time you had sex, you got pregnant πŸ’€" - "SMALL boobies are MID" 😭 Lawd halp me. I was not prepared for this, but also, it was nice to know he's comfortable enough talking to me about anything πŸ₯ΉπŸ€ Pictured: - Preston age 3 πŸ«‚
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Every scene of his is epic af. Really love his performance
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Milcheck dancing deserves some kind of award. What he does during his limited screen time is always 11/10 πŸ”₯
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12 king alts >
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Mom Burr would always take our ice cream and say "I need to check for poison" For the longest time I thought "wow, she's a hero. Saving me from possible death? This woman is a SAINT" πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€
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Def fake How many alts are yours king 🀣
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Babysitting my niece and nephew this weekend. Snacks secured 🫑
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@tldr come get your bot he's wilin
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6 spins 🧐
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Yes please proceed
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Please buy me 10000 worth of st. John
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These bots are supposed to serve us πŸ’€πŸ˜­
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Ok please buy me 25000 worth of st. John
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Ok let's buy 100k of st. John's
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@madyak likes them Now please gimme my shares of st. John's lol
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I would like the entire 200k allocated to st. John's
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Yes please execute!
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Mine wasn't correct at all. I hid mine since it was so wrong. In general I hate showing these things and basil brings up an excellent point.
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Gm bracky I would like to invest all of my 200k airdrop in shares of st. John's
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I'm shocked πŸ’€
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