Melissa Burr 🍓 on Warpcast

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🍖🔥 WIN A HAM ALLOWANCE (100k $TN100x) 🔥🍖 @crpdaddy.eth and I want to give someone the opportunity to start tipping HAMS so we're giving out 100k $TN100x Rules: - Follow @crpdaddy.eth and his new channel /crpdaddy - Reply with the funniest misconception you had as a child - User must NOT have a ham allowance yet - Other replies will be tipped for hilarity - Winner chosen sometime tomorrow by myself and @crpdaddy.eth Please help us find people who could benefit from this. Tag them here!

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Psst @deployer @crpdaddy.eth and I are up to more HAMnenigans 🔥🔥🔥

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As an identical twin growing up with a single mom in a small, economically depressed town, I thought our mom only made one birthday cake each year because we shared the same face, so logically we had to share the same birthday and wishes too For years, I believed that if we made different wishes, they would cancel each other out and we'd end up with nothing The confusing thing was that I knew you couldn't tell anyone your wishes or they wouldn't come true, and it really blew my mind that @scizors.eth and I must have always wished for the same thing because we always got something, no matter how little money there was I don't think I even told scizzypoo about this before Thanks for the great memory, not something I've thought about in years

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I am hamless and I love @crpdaddy.eth so this is an easy one. Misconception I had as a child was thinking when my mom timed me to do things it was actually to get a fast score. But really it was her way of just making me do shit she didn't want to do

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I would love to have a ham allo cause most of my pals on here have it already and i feel bad not tipping some tasty ham back! Alright maybe it's not that funny but it's the only one i kinda remember; I always thought when riding on the highway that we were in some kind of race lol and i would always ask my dad "why are you letting them pass us up?" 😁

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@drivenbyboredom

I thought it was illegal to drink and drive because you might spill something. When my dad told me it was fine if you don’t have more than two drinks I thought it was a not enough cup holder situation.

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I thought I’d live in a house with all my homies. We would do what we want and definitely no girls allowed! 😂😂😂 🍖x69

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give us an example @burrrrrberry @crpdaddy.eth 😁

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….I’d be able to train the wild birds and be like Ash 😅 🎶gotta catch em all 🎶 Tagging —> @bluclaat who doesn’t have an allocation but could use it to grow /beekeeping

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Not a misconception but I was able to trick people into thinking my dad was bill cosby but that was before he was the bill Cosby that bill Cosby is But I also thought that everyone knew how to drive at all ages just some people chose not to 🤷🏾‍♀️

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I am a pirate crew crpddady 🏴‍☠️

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We are going HAM with this one 😤 🍖x 1000

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Luvvv it!!! Yall are awesome for doing this 🍖 x 169

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My motivation as a young boy to be a doctor, was to help my mom deliver babies whenever she gets pregnant.

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@milibooo ? You need a ham allowance?

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I have an allowance, but I just want to share something funny from when I was little: I used to call human skeletons “gnawed people.” 🤣 🍖x100

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I really loved the "The Lion King". When I was about 5 years old, I used to think that if cats ate more, they would grow up to become lions. Every time, I would give a lot of food to a cat that was in our yard. I would eat less myself and take the rest of my food to the cat 🤭

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As a child I was made to think when the ice cream van plays a song, it means he has no ice cream. So we never got to request for one when we see the ice cream man

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I thought all dogs were males and all cats were the females 😭

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The funniest misconception I had when I was a child was believing that fruit seed swallowed by mistake will start growing into a full tree or plant inside the stomach.😀

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