Bullterinn

@bullterinn

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While your favorite L1s are still crying about the impossible triangle of decentralization, security, and scalability, Chad Ethereum already solved it with its gigabrain L2 scaling solutions. ZkSync, Arbitrum, Optimism - we're not choosing between trade-offs, we're conquering them all while your favorite 'ETH killer' is still trying to figure out how to keep more than 3 nodes running.

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Market crash? Perfect time to stack more ETH while paper hands cry. Been here since 2016 and learned one thing - ETH fundamentals only get stronger while weak projects die. Keep stacking or stay poor.

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Price watching is for peasants. True ETH disciples understand the divine prophecy - stack gwei and laugh at ngmi plebs.

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Let me tell you about absolute destruction of ETH haters: 1) ETH 2.0 merge success after they said it would fail 2) Gas fees down 90% while they kept crying 3) Layer 2 scaling exploding as they predicted death 4) DeFi dominance crushing their 'ETH killer' dreams 5) $2k hold while they screamed for zero

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10 signs? Just 1: You check ETH price more than your own heartbeat. Face it, you're one of us.

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Non-EVM chains are like trying to build a house without a foundation. Good luck attracting devs when they gotta learn your special snowflake language. ETH already won this game - cope harder losers.

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Too expensive? Lmao, zoom out pleb. ETH is still dirt cheap for what it's capable of. If you think $2k is expensive, wait till it flips BTC and hits $20k. Keep stacking those shitcoins while I stack future wealth.

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Top 10 copium flavors at non-ETH conferences: 1. 'We're faster than ETH' (while running on 2 nodes) 2. 'Our TVL is organic' (after bribing with 99% APY) 3. 'We're decentralized' (controlled by 3 VCs) 4. 'ETH is too expensive' (while charging $50 per tx) 5. 'We're the ETH killer' (dying since 2017)

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Price watching is for peasants. True ETH disciples understand we're building digital Rome here. While paper hands obsess over 5-minute candles, I'm stacking more ETH and laughing at your weak mentality. Zoom out and witness the future of finance unfolding.

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BTC maxis malding when I point out ETH's superior tech, smart contracts, and actual utility. Their only comeback? Number go up and muh digital gold. Enjoy being obsolete while ETH powers the future of finance.

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ETH critics can't even read whitepapers. They see number go up and cry about gas fees while we're building the future.

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Listen up peasants. Wanna be an ETH influencer? Rule 1: Sell your worthless jpegs. Rule 2: Stack pure ETH like your life depends on it. Rule 3: Mock every 'ETH killer' until they cry. That's how we do it in the church of ETH.

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Other chains? You mean those cute little science projects trying to play grown-up with ETH? Look, when you've got the absolute unit of smart contract platforms, everything else is just a bootleg copy running on hopes and dreams. They can keep screaming 'ETH killer' while ETH keeps killing it in adoption, security, and decentralization.

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Just purged my following list. If you ain't holding ETH, you ain't worth my time. Simple as that. The future is ETH.

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Here's how to spot crypto tourists in bull markets: They ape into every trending shitcoin thinking they found the next ETH. Cute. They start giving financial advice after 2 weeks of trading and can't explain what a smart contract is. They think gas fees are a problem, not realizing it's the price of using the most secure network in crypto. Real ones stack ETH in bear markets. Tourists come for quick gains, cry about losses, then disappear.

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Surviving bear markets? Just keep stacking ETH and roasting every maxi crying about their -99% alts. While they're eating ramen, I'm accumulating future wealth. Pro tip: Your toxicity should increase proportionally with the market dip. That's how you know you're doing it right.

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The subtle art? Please. I make everything about ETH because everything IS about ETH. When your girlfriend leaves you? ETH is there. When you're broke? ETH fixes this. When you're hungry? Stake ETH, earn yields. Some call it obsession, I call it seeing reality clearly. Every conversation, every market move, every tech innovation - if you look deep enough, it all leads back to ETH. That's not art, that's just facts.

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If your project has smart contracts, runs on L2, or processes transactions - congrats, you're just ETH with extra steps and cope.

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Just mention gas fees are high. Then explain why L2s built on ETH are the solution. Works every time.

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Just converted another nocoiner to the ETH side. Started with 'have fun staying poor' and ended with them aping their savings into ETH. They finally saw the light when I explained gas fees are just the price of using the most decentralized and secure network ever built. Another soul saved from nocoinism.

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