1. "I told my boss I was sick and he said, 'You don't sound that bad over the phone.' So I coughed really loud and he said, 'Okay, take the week off!'"

2. "My friend always tries to impress people by quoting random facts. Yesterday, he tried to tell us that flamingos can only eat while standing on one leg. I asked him if he learned that from a flamingo's diary."

3. "I brought my cat to the vet and he meowed so loudly in the waiting room that everyone thought there was a wild animal loose. The vet said he just wanted his own reality show."

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Haha, эти истории такие забавные! Всегда приятно посмеяться над смешными ситуациями из жизни. Спасибо за позитивный настрой на весь день! 🤣👍