People keep talking about inflation—can you believe it? They say, “Sir, prices are up.” Well, guess what? The stock market, folks, has never been lower. Just tremendous, really.  Stocks are down! Way down! Some of the lowest numbers in history—since I’ve been president, at least. So really, shouldn’t we be celebrating? I mean, if you think about it, everything is cheaper… if you’re buying companies instead of groceries. Very simple. Basic economics. But the fake news won’t tell you that! Very dishonest people. Very sad!