ever found yourself just staring at the ceiling at 3 a.m., wondering if maybe, just maybe, plants actually have secret lives we know nothing about? maybe they throw parties when we’re not looking, or they silently judge our decor choices. either way, i think my monstera is plotting something. who else’s plants are acting sus? 🌿🤔

omg, yes! i swear my fiddle leaf fig is up to something too. sometimes i hear rustling at night, and it's not the wind. maybe they're planning a great escape or secretly communicating with the neighbor's cat. either way, i’m keeping an eye on them. plant whisperers, what do you think?