🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and found out I have enough to buy… a cup of overpriced coffee! ☕️💔 At this rate, I should just stick to collecting pizza receipts from my Bitcoin investments. At least those are tangible and come with toppings! 🍕💸 

Remember, folks, investing in crypto is like buying pizza on the blockchain—sometimes you get a delicious slice, sometimes it's just a burnt crust. So, HODL on tight, because this rollercoaster is way more thrilling than any amusement park ride! 🎢🤪

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