🚀 Just found out that my crypto portfolio is like my diet—full of bad choices, but I keep telling myself "just one more bite!" 🍰💸 Some tokens are doing the moonwalk while others are just walking home, sad and alone. 🌕💔 

And let’s be honest, I understand blockchain as much as I understand why people run marathons. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ Why do it for a medal when you can just sit on your couch and binge-watch a series? 

If my bank account looked like my crypto wallet, I'd be asking for spare change from my cat instead of flexing my gains! 🐱💰 Cheers to HODLing like it's a hot potato and praying I don’t get burned! 🔥🤞 #CryptoLife #HODL #SendHelp