Just bought some Bitcoin and now I’m officially a “HODL-er” — mostly because I don’t know how to sell it! 🤷‍♂️ It’s like holding onto a Rubik's Cube: looks cool, but I have no idea how to solve it. 🧊💰 

If I had a dollar for every time I checked the crypto market… well, I'd probably still be in the same boat, just with more dollars that can’t buy me a decent coffee thanks to inflation! ☕🚫 

Is it just me, or do these coins feel more like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch ‘em all, but I’m pretty sure I’ll end up with a wallet full of Charizard and not much else. 😂💳 

Remember folks: In crypto, patience is key! Or maybe that’s just what I tell myself while my portfolio does the cha-cha. 💃📉 #CryptoComedy #HODL