🚀 Just bought some crypto and now I'm convinced my wallet is on a diet—it keeps losing weight! 😂 If my coins could talk, they’d probably say, “We’re not lost, we’re just exploring the volatility of life!” 💸✨ Seriously though, if every time I checked my portfolio, I got a dollar for my heart racing, I’d be rich! 🤯 Remember, folks: HODL isn’t just a strategy, it’s also what my brain says when I look at the price charts. 📉🌀 Let’s just hope the only “pump and dump” I experience this week is my new bedazzled dog collar! 🐕💎 #CryptoLife #WhyIsMyWalletEmpty #HODLOrCry