blobz-wtf.eth

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Solana shitcoins all going to 0. Hopefully there will now be opportunity for more innovative tokens. Hmm, where might I find such a thing?

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post a picture of you from a different era

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$TRUMP gets diluted by $MELANIA and who knows whatever shitcoin they dump on us next. Meanwhile $BLOBZ emissions continue trending towards 0. https://mint.blobz.wtf/

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And the minting mechanism for $BLOBZ incentivizes blob transactions when blob fees are low, helping keep prices away from the floor. 🔥

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Blob demand growing => mint amount decreasing. Good thing you can now get $BLOBZ on Aerodrome! https://trade.blobz.wtf

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Why hello fellow degens, have you minted any $BLOBZ yet?

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Just released a script that allows you to mint $BLOBZ in a fully secure manner using your own machine. Check it out, and keep in mind emissions decrease with time. They are now 10% off the peak. By Feb 1, emissions will have dropped by half. https://github.com/blohard/blobz/blob/develop/minting/cmd/mint.go

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Day 2 launch recap Tokens minted: 567M BLOBZ Aerodrome trading volume: 2.5K USD Last trading price: .0_8_2027 ETH/BLOBZ Minting status: blob congestion causing the mint amount to fluctuate wildly. If you want more $BLOBZ, choose Aerodrome over minting when blob congestion is high.

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wut? Anyone know how to get past the GeckoTerminal gauntlet? There's literally a post up top on our website providing the contract addresses.

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https://paragraph.xyz/@blobz/blobz-on-aerodrome

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Official BLOBZ/WETH liquidity pool has been set up on @aerodrome! We've configured https://trade.blobz.wtf to redirect to the appropriate trading pair to make sure you don't get scammed by any imposters. Initial trading price is near what you'd pay in gas to mint via proof-of-blob. Buy in before we MOON!

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This place is much nicer when people can actually see your casts.

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Help us out by reporting bugs or spreading the word, and you just might be rewarded with a free $BLOBZ mint.

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Day 1 launch stats: $BLOBZ tokens minted: 340M (mostly by me 😂) Average cost to mint: ~$3-5 USD in gas Average mint amount per proof-of-blob: ~1M (and dropping) Gas and blob congestion on Ethereum remain super low, so the timing is great to load up before we MOON! Will set up an Aerodrome liquidity pool today.

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100% of Blobz related source code and artifacts are open source. Just finish uploading the last of it to the github: https://github.com/blohard/blobz

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Anyone have opinions on @aerodrome vs @uniswap for the initial $BLOBZ/WETH liquidity pool?

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Trying to create a BLOBZ/WETH liquidity pool on /base but Coinbase withdrawals to Base seem to be stuck pending. Going on a 3+ hours now. 🤷‍♂️

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Happy new year Base God! As a fellow bald memecoin enjoyoooor, I invite you and your disciples to check out our token offering which went live today on Base. TYVM. https://paragraph.xyz/@blobz/blobz-tge

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This guy gets it. https://x.com/nevahrekt/status/1874527746887721306

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