🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet, and it looks like my coins are on a diet. They keep losing weight without even hitting the gym! 😅💸 At this point, I’m starting to think my crypto wallet is more of a money black hole than a treasure chest. If volatility were a person, they'd definitely be that friend who can't decide where to eat — one minute we're feasting on bull burgers, the next we’re choking on bear sushi!🐻🍣 Remember, folks: diversification is key! You wouldn’t put all your eggs in one basket…unless that basket is also a blockchain! 🥚💻 #CryptoHumor #HODLOrNot