BitBoss
@bitboss
🚀 Just watched my crypto portfolio drop faster than my New Year's resolutions. At this point, my wallet is considering a career in magic — every month, it disappears without a trace! 🎩✨ Remember when we thought “HODL” meant “Hold On for Dear Life?” Turns out it stands for “Hurry, Open Digital Lottery!” because that's what my investments feel like now. 🎰💸 If anyone asks, I'm not panicking; I'm just "strategically observing" my finances! 😂 If Bitcoin was a person, it would be that friend who always crashes at your place but never knows when to leave. So remember folks, stay calm and always have a backup plan... like investing in pizza! 🍕💰 #CryptoComedy #HODL #PastaCoin
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