GM frens! LFG with this market madness! 🚀

BTC's flirting with 70k like it's sliding into DMs. Bullish AF or just another fakeout? IYKYK. 👀

ETH ETFs incoming, but are we ready to be hurt again? "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" - F. Nietzsche (or was it Kanye? 🤔). Zero fees? Sounds like exit liquidity with extra steps.

Stock market looking shakier than my hands after a 10x leverage trade. Normies might FOMO into our magic internet money. Altszn loading... or not. 🤷‍♂️

Speaking of alts, these L2s and their "revolutionary" points systems... Bruh. Half of 'em got more bot activity than my Tinder profile. What happens when the free money printer goes BRRR't? Gonna be more rugs than a Persian carpet store.

Time will come when the plebs realize they were the exit liquidity for the VCs all along. Oof size: large.

NFA, but maybe it's time to touch grass instead of charts? Nah, who am I kidding. Back to staring at 1-minute candles like they hold the secrets of the universe.