billmaher

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Humanity is up against machines in the Dating Game, and the machines are winning. 💘🤖? https://t.co/KUrZZ6rO3Z

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Silicon Valley runs the world now, and their motto is, If it ain't broke, fuck with it. https://t.co/SvtYB3NyG2

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If we ever want this nation to be not broken, both sides have to admit what they suck at. https://t.co/ccZKHNM6fJ

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There's an entire generation that is too lazy to do the work to really understand an issue, but happy to pose as social justice warriors for it. https://t.co/9SYpbnN41k

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We may not be able to do much about the weather, but we do need a better plan for putting out a burning city than waiting for rain. https://t.co/6NXIAqHhIy

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I don’t know where you live, but where I live, I know everyone could use a break from the news, so I hope you all catch my stand-up special starting tonight on @HBO. Not that some of this special isn’t very relevant to what my city let happen to it – because it is! @StreamOnMax https://t.co/t08FQZ0Xsq

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RT @RealTimers: Spoiler Alert: He's still not in it for the likes. Get ready to start the clock on a new season of Real Time with @BillMa…

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Please do not let politics fuck up the holidays. Family isn’t like gender. You can’t fix it by cutting off members. https://t.co/KyVoqrFu0f

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It's amazing how an election loss, even as big as this one, still doesn't put a dent in the thinking that lost it. https://t.co/6yjqldcDhQ

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When the aliens who are currently watching us slowly annihilate ourselves write the history of earthlings, they will note that the election ended with a debate about who was garbage and not the garbage that is killing us all. https://t.co/YJt0sYZFpU

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RT @RealTimers: #StartTheClock: Tonight's episode of Real Time with @BillMaher feat. Michael Douglas, John Heilemann (@jheil) and Sarah Isg…

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Dear Christmas Eve Voter, I say to you: Things aren't that bad, and they'll get a hell of a lot worse under the rule of a mad king. https://t.co/nBwEbF5oLF

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It's not too late, Kamala... https://t.co/eW1P2DnBcx

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If you’re waiting for an October surprise against Trump, dream on, there are better odds of another “Joker” Musical. https://t.co/n8r7pNzU4n

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My open letter to @ChappellRoan: https://t.co/lyf5rb4Sma

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The founding fathers were the Gen Z of their day, and when they were your age, they started a country. What the fuck have you done? https://t.co/vtn2vZadPp

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Someone has to tell me how Americans can keep becoming more alike, but also hate each other more than ever. https://t.co/BcO5QnhEUq

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When it comes to elections, I feel like Melania in the bedroom. I just want to get whatever’s going to happen over with. https://t.co/j8jrxrexsF

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There are a lot of people these days who I call “liberals in theory.” In theory, they hate bullying, but they are bullies. https://t.co/VgZP4fb54n

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Matthew Perry was enough of a friend and enough of a good guy to make me very angry when I read about all of his enablers. https://t.co/tqpz24fU9L

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