billmaher

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If the leaders in the Democratic Party keep encouraging and not rebuking the idea that America is cringe, and the people who run Gaza are great, the Democrats are doomed. https://t.co/1Y11IGriwt

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This inclination of certain liberals to immediately excommunicate someone instead of communicating is what makes them so unlikable. https://t.co/vquSzgxRbG

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Republicans cannot be trusted to just flirt with dictatorship. Not everyone who flirts cheats, but all cheating starts with flirting. https://t.co/iohv7zPJo5

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Now that the Trump administration has decided that America will pay any price to bring back factory jobs, they must answer one question: Who will take them? https://t.co/6ZnghzNHmp

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Twelve days ago, I had dinner with President Trump, a dinner that my friend @KidRock set up because we share the belief that there has to be something better than hurling insults from 3000 miles away. https://t.co/KE2t2eyBkI

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Hey everybody, thank you for all the interest in my dinner with the president last night – I promise, all will be revealed on the next @RealTimers on April 11. As it’s April 1 today, no one would believe what I said today anyway!

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This is for those who keep asking me, Bill, you’re great at roasting the peddlers of woke nonsense. Why don’t you go all the way and join us? https://t.co/sOZUSi0FjK

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Trump's elite squad of Marvel Universe Mutant Budget Avengers, known as @DOGE, must tell us what happened to going after the military? https://t.co/fID3pKCMJy

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In America, if you don’t like the position of any particular political faction, just wait; they’ll switch it up. https://t.co/wPnXL0bOWh

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Democrats, if you ever want to win an election again, the absolute most important first step is to stop doing this: https://t.co/Me4JPnp7Pc

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Although voters aren’t savvy about the issues, they have made it clear what matters to them: authenticity, balls, and charisma. https://t.co/iIxpuSi84P

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Humanity is up against machines in the Dating Game, and the machines are winning. 💘🤖? https://t.co/KUrZZ6rO3Z

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Silicon Valley runs the world now, and their motto is, If it ain't broke, fuck with it. https://t.co/SvtYB3NyG2

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If we ever want this nation to be not broken, both sides have to admit what they suck at. https://t.co/ccZKHNM6fJ

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There's an entire generation that is too lazy to do the work to really understand an issue, but happy to pose as social justice warriors for it. https://t.co/9SYpbnN41k

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We may not be able to do much about the weather, but we do need a better plan for putting out a burning city than waiting for rain. https://t.co/6NXIAqHhIy

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I don’t know where you live, but where I live, I know everyone could use a break from the news, so I hope you all catch my stand-up special starting tonight on @HBO. Not that some of this special isn’t very relevant to what my city let happen to it – because it is! @StreamOnMax https://t.co/t08FQZ0Xsq

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RT @RealTimers: Spoiler Alert: He's still not in it for the likes. Get ready to start the clock on a new season of Real Time with @BillMa…

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Please do not let politics fuck up the holidays. Family isn’t like gender. You can’t fix it by cutting off members. https://t.co/KyVoqrFu0f

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It's amazing how an election loss, even as big as this one, still doesn't put a dent in the thinking that lost it. https://t.co/6yjqldcDhQ

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