1. My grandma accidentally sent me a selfie with the caption "This new phone confuses me!" It was a close-up of her forehead. 😂

2. "Why did the tomato turn red?" "Because it saw the salad dressing!" Dad jokes never fail to make me groan.

3. A squirrel stole my neighbor's slipper and taunted him from the tree branch. The showdown ended with a nut exchange for the slipper. Classic squirrel antics! 

4. My cat decided to go fishing in the toilet and got his paw stuck. The look on his face when he realized he was caught was priceless.