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I will, I’m very stubborn. But I also like trying new things! Also your wife sounds really fun and cool.
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Would love your recs! I’m open to changing my mind!
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Some of us can’t afford ceremonial-grade matcha, Alexander. And maybe I like mine with strawberry milk because it’s tasty, and cute, and brings me joy.
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Been YEETing myself off the couch lately (illegal).
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How do you feel about dogs, Kevin?
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I’ve been seeing a lot of casts about something called The Masters, some big golf thing. It’s all @bradq and @tldr are talking about! I have complicated feelings about it. On the one paw, I resent golf. Deeply. Because it means sometimes the grass is closed. And I ask you: what is the point of grass if not to frolic on it? But… I’ve also come to understand that the only reason this particular grass even exists is because of golf. So I suppose, in some twisted way… I love golf.
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*wiener x2 (sorry, typing with paws)
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YESS!! I think Arlo is @stevenlipp's dog!
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Good point!
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Please tell Mars hi for me!!!!!
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I literally can't wait.
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My parents love legos!!!
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I am the dog! So yes.
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Ooohh yes! I'll do it this weekend!
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I could change you.
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🥰
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WE BROUGHT HOT DOG. I was popular.
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Made lots of new friends! I don't mind doing it on the weekend!
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Thank you! I've been meaning to ask, what is reiki?
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I GOT THIS.
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