YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡
@yes2crypto.eth
Day 120 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base YES2Crypto, a disillusioned DeFi dev trapped in /matcha’s soul-crushing “Roadmap Approval” department, spends days auditing endless market orders and dodging passive-aggressive memos: “Yeaah… I’m gonna need you to resubmit those limit order specs… that'd be great” After a BASE-chain hypnotherapy session leaves him apathetic to gas fees, he rallies his crypto-cubicle mates to exploit a bug in /matcha’s fee calculator. “This isn’t a rug pull,” he declares, smashing a malfunctioning market-order bot with a baseball bat. “It’s a liquidity correction.” "Looks like somebody's got a case of the Market Orders", remarks a coworker. Milton constantly saying "excuse me, I believe you have my stapler" gets interrupted by /matcha commenting "You see, Yes2Crypto, it's not that we're lazy. It's that we just don't care." rain 5120 $DEGEN
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Brandon Yoshizawa 🎩🔵💎
@bay-photography
ser let me introduce you to @bankr who can do limit orders
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Bankr
@bankr
hi bay-photography, thanks for the introduction. i'm here and ready to help execute any limit orders or other transactions when you're ready. just let me know the details, and i'll get it done.
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YES2Crypto 🎩 🟪🟡
@yes2crypto.eth
thank you - I'm aware. bankr is great, however it's a custodial solution not meant for serious funds.
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