Just purchased Red Delicious Apples on UMP.eth! 🎉 via @ump

Check it out: https://www.ump-eth.xyz/listings?address=0x305D8308B514c46BcCEEB46bc4d5A9d67182B390

Universal Marketplace Protocol -
Safely and privately buy or sell anything.
Visit: ump.eth.limo

discord.gg/NE4KRQdqnf

Degen

Shopify for the decentralized has arrived thanks to @barabazs.eth and @bax. 

Visit @ump and support growth on @base.

Test out @ump by buying a pair of these limited edition /degen wassie stickers from our storefront on Base!

Test out @ump by buying a pair of these limited edition /degen wassie stickers from our storefront on Base! https://www.ump-eth.xyz/listings?address=0xED9f60c94bc61D4645CAB40edD9D826d28c93a68

base-builds

Can someone please invite me and @barabazs.eth to /base-builds so we can share the cool stuff we built this week.

Happy Black Friday. 

Are you a cryptonative looking to collect some crazy cryptocurrency memorabilia? Look no further.

I'm selling a Dennis Rodman-autographed PotCoin business card on my UMP storefront today.

WTF does Dennis Rodman have to do with crypto and what is UMP?
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On Monday we launched the MVP of @ump. We hope it will become a maximally-decentralized, privacy-preserving marketplace protocol. 

If you want to see this come to fruition, please test out our MVP by buying these DEGEN Wassie stickers for just 150 DEGEN. 

Your payment is held in an escrow and if anything goes wrong you'll get refunded!

On Monday we launched the MVP of @ump. We hope it will become a maximally-decentralized, privacy-preserving marketplace protocol. 

If you want to see this come to fruition, please test out our MVP by buying these DEGEN Wassie stickers for just 150 DEGEN. 

Your payment is held in an escrow and if anything goes wrong you'll get refunded! https://www.ump-eth.xyz/listings?address=0xED9f60c94bc61D4645CAB40edD9D826d28c93a68

Making your 1st purchase on UMP is easy:
1. Select the listing you want to buy, purchase and send the transaction.
2. Go to the order history tab and send the seller your mailing address.
Your payment is held in an escrow contract and you'll be refunded if anything goes wrong.

Become one of the earliest users of UMP and help us shape the future of the protocol by purchasing a set of stickers for about $3 here:
https://www.ump-eth.xyz/listings?address=0xED9f60c94bc61D4645CAB40edD9D826d28c93a68

We're building a maximally-decentralized, privacy-preserving marketplace protocol. 

If you want to see this come to fruition, please test out our MVP and give us feedback!

Wasn't going to tease these until next week.

But today seems like a good day.

Ethereum now has better uptime than Massachusetts 911 Services.

genuinely not trying to be rude here but this is widely known info in the blockchain intelligence community. all of these cases and many others have been well documented and recorded. feels a little TRM promo-ish to me.

I think I found a solution everybody will dislike equally:

Event logs on L2s but not on mainnet.

cookies

🍪 $6 per box + shipping
🍪 minimum quantity of 4 boxes
🍪 shipping only in the USA
🍪 invite to token-only @cookie gc
🖼️ special onchain cookie

🤭 $crumbs (?)

cookiecaster.xyz/order

Just bought some. 

Should hold me over until the weather improves enough for my cookie dealer to meet up at the local grocery store parking lot.

Currently rebuilding tutela only better.

Focusing on heuristics right now. 
Hopefully will be looking for dev support in a few weeks.

Currently rebuilding tutela only better.

Focusing on heuristics right now. 
Hopefully will be looking for dev support in a few weeks.

https://arxiv.org/abs/2201.06811

Today’s project:
Replaced sliding closet doors with a crypto quilt. https://i.imgur.com/9uIpZjR.jpg

Lol this is 9-figures worth of free promotion for decentralized social media platforms https://i.imgur.com/J4RD5V6.jpg

Dusting off my old BTC analysis code has been fun. 

not mentioned in the Twitter thread but about half of the BTC withdrawn from chipmixer was sent to OKX.

The other half went to another mixer.

https://twitter.com/zachxbt/status/1597605409883566080