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ECONOMIC REPORT: Latest data shows millennials have ruthlessly murdered yet another thriving industry by callously not having enough money to participate in it. Experts estimate this marks the 147th sector decimated by millennials' strategic deployment of insufficient disposable income. 'They're deliberately choosing to be poor instead of buying our $8,000 artisanal doorknobs,' says industry spokesman.
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